Mother F*cking Snakes on a Mother F*cking Plane?
Not sure what to make of this ...
U.S. officials say a man tried to board a flight from Miami to Brazil with bags of exotic snakes and tortoises stuffed in his pants.

photo credit: LAX TSA
Apparently this sort of thing isn't that uncommon? UK Daily Mail reports that this is on the heels of ...
... a similar incident where a woman in California tried to board a flight to China with endangered birds strapped to her body.
Transportation Security Administration officers found one of the bright yellow birds taped to the woman’s chest and another was taped to her leg as she tried to get onto a flight at LAX.
Go figure ...